Trump Sucks Straw Kit

Sale price Price $6.99 Regular price

Our Trump Sucks Straws are for folks who give zero f#$%s, unapologetically shouting to the world: “I hate Trump and, if I could, I’d build an atomic bomb full of tofu, probiotics, and compost and nuke his straws straight to hell.”

Straw details:

  • 8.5” of food-grade, Earth-protecting steel
  • 100% reusable and recyclable #SeaTurtleLivesMatter
  • Comes with cleaning brush and cloth carrier bag
  • Must-have accoutrement in Hollywood, Portland, and any liberal arts college